I know this is not the best place to talk about this, but I just have to boast about it. My burps have become very manly. What do I mean by that? I mean that they are beginning to sound like “movie jock” burps. They’re loud and they have some real reverb. I’m probably going to edit this post later with a recording of one of these burps.
I have become so obsessed that, as you can see, I am writing about them. I’m even going to record one so that you can all hear it! Maybe someone will be able to do something with it. (Possibly use it in a movie??) I basically stop everything I’m doing and really focus on listening to my burps when I have the need to burp. I just love hearing it be so strong. This is where my life has taken me.